A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said,
"Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well,
son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

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The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor:
'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly
too...'

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A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."
The
doctor asks, "What do you mean?"
The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it
really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really,
really hurts."
The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've
broken your finger!"

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Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?"
Girl: "First day? Do you
mean I have to go back tomorrow?